cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you
me: yeah he was not very friendly
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- me: hello there brain, can we please have a good day today?
- brain: hey listen buddy go fuck yourself
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“You have to live your life according to your own light and you have to move wherever life leads, without any compromise.”
Be picky about vibes. Be picky about the energy you surround yourself with. You owe yourself that much
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sir, you cannot name your son “Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3”, we just won’t allow it
when did I post this
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